Post by sena09 on Dec 3, 2016 14:46:35 GMT -5
This is all I've got so far, but enjoy nonetheless!
The Abnormally Normal Life of Dana Walker
Season 1, Episode 1: An Establishing Character Moment Episode (Pilot)
Dana (narration): Okay, so I’m a little bit obsessed with the late 90’s and early 2000s. I got problems, alright? Deal with it. Between all the phone usage in this generation and the terrible music (although there are a few exceptions here and there, I’m looking at you, Melanie Martinez), I’d much rather prefer living during the years I mentioned above. And as a teenager, too- my current age, sixteen, on the edge of being seventeen.
But of course, that can’t happen, because it won’t. Or, it never will.
But a girl can always dream, right?
And that’s why I surround myself in music that was vaguely popular back then. I mean, I’ve got it all covered. We’re talking emo, pop punk, alternative, rock, pop…
… No, seriously. That’s about it. I can’t really stand rap or country, sorry. Oh, but the occasional techno or orchestral is fine.
My name is Dana Walker, and I’m… I’m… *falls asleep* *fade to black*
*Dana is surrounded by her favorite bands- Sum, SOAD, Muse, RCHP, and some other people*
*this is a dream sequence, but Dana doesn’t know yet*
Dana: Eeeh, nani? What’s going on here!?
Deryck: We represent you, Dana. We represent different parts of you, more specifically.
Dana: Oh, this is a dream sequence. Cool.
Serj: We were all gonna explain what we represent to you, but we decided that would be too boring.
Anthony: So, we’re gonna do it through song!
*Brendan Urie jumps out of nowhere*
Brendan: Here we go!
Dana: *screams*
Brendan: Your personality has many facets; for instance, you listen to me-
*Gerard Way appears out of the shadows*
Gerard: - and me!
Brendan: When you want to be super emo! *record scratch*
Gerard: *crosses his arms and frowns* Ugh, I hate that word.
Brendan: But dude, that’s the truth. That’s how she feels when she listens to us.
Gerard: *rolls his eyes* Well, at least we’re good emo *gags* music.
*music swells up*
Deryck: And you listen to us all the time on the bus to pass the time!
Cone, Dave: To pass the time!
Deryck: And when you want to tune out everyone in class!
Dana: Well, I already knew that.
Serj and Daron: You listen to us when you feel super crazy!
*Serj scats while Daron screams*
Matt: You listen to us when you want to get creative and be a hipster!
*Marina appears out of nowhere*
Marina: That would be me too, but on a different level!
Matt: *singing a high note* What level?
*Melanie appears by Marina*
Melanie: And you listen to me when you want to be a basic Tumblr girl, and also emo, but not wrist-cutting emo!
*Marina gives Melanie a look*
Anthony: And don’t forget us, when you want to sort-of relive the 90s!
Everyone except Dana: We are you! We are different parts of you! Even though you regret it and try to hide it, we shine through! We are different parts of you, you, you!
*Song ends*
*Everyone gathers around Dana*
Cone: So, what do you think?
Dana: Um, that was a thing. But where was Britney? And the Backstreet Boys? And Fall Out Boy? And Korn?
Cone: Well… the budget couldn’t afford them.
Dana: *pouts*
[shot of Walker house outside]
*Dana is just chillin out in her room, when all of a sudden, she feels someone tapping her on the shoulder*
Dana: *jolt* WHO’S THERE?! *turns around*
(It’s Brendan Urie, circa 2006!)
Brendan: *waves hands spastically* Ugh, ugh, there’s no need to be loud!
Dana: Says the guy who is generally loud to begin with.
B: Me? Loud? Pfft. Not. I’m just very excitable, that’s all.
D; Excitable? Pfft. *retorts back* Anyway, how did you even get here? Am I hallucinating again? Oh wait, I can probably answer that for myself. Yeah, I am.
B: *is lying down on D’s bed* *hand gesture* You said it yourself. It must be true.
*awkward silence ensues*
D: *musters up courage* So, why are you here? *starts to spin round in chair*
B: *casually* I don’t know, I just felt like coming out and talking to you. Got a problem with that?
D: *pouts cartoonishly* No. I mean, you’re cute and a good singer and stuff.
B: “And stuff?”
D: Yep.
B: *sits up on bed* Alright, I’m just going to leave now. iAdios! *vanishes into thin air*
D: … That was a thing that happened.
Season 1, Episode 1: An Establishing Character Moment Episode (Pilot)
Dana (narration): Okay, so I’m a little bit obsessed with the late 90’s and early 2000s. I got problems, alright? Deal with it. Between all the phone usage in this generation and the terrible music (although there are a few exceptions here and there, I’m looking at you, Melanie Martinez), I’d much rather prefer living during the years I mentioned above. And as a teenager, too- my current age, sixteen, on the edge of being seventeen.
But of course, that can’t happen, because it won’t. Or, it never will.
But a girl can always dream, right?
And that’s why I surround myself in music that was vaguely popular back then. I mean, I’ve got it all covered. We’re talking emo, pop punk, alternative, rock, pop…
… No, seriously. That’s about it. I can’t really stand rap or country, sorry. Oh, but the occasional techno or orchestral is fine.
My name is Dana Walker, and I’m… I’m… *falls asleep* *fade to black*
*Dana is surrounded by her favorite bands- Sum, SOAD, Muse, RCHP, and some other people*
*this is a dream sequence, but Dana doesn’t know yet*
Dana: Eeeh, nani? What’s going on here!?
Deryck: We represent you, Dana. We represent different parts of you, more specifically.
Dana: Oh, this is a dream sequence. Cool.
Serj: We were all gonna explain what we represent to you, but we decided that would be too boring.
Anthony: So, we’re gonna do it through song!
*Brendan Urie jumps out of nowhere*
Brendan: Here we go!
Dana: *screams*
Brendan: Your personality has many facets; for instance, you listen to me-
*Gerard Way appears out of the shadows*
Gerard: - and me!
Brendan: When you want to be super emo! *record scratch*
Gerard: *crosses his arms and frowns* Ugh, I hate that word.
Brendan: But dude, that’s the truth. That’s how she feels when she listens to us.
Gerard: *rolls his eyes* Well, at least we’re good emo *gags* music.
*music swells up*
Deryck: And you listen to us all the time on the bus to pass the time!
Cone, Dave: To pass the time!
Deryck: And when you want to tune out everyone in class!
Dana: Well, I already knew that.
Serj and Daron: You listen to us when you feel super crazy!
*Serj scats while Daron screams*
Matt: You listen to us when you want to get creative and be a hipster!
*Marina appears out of nowhere*
Marina: That would be me too, but on a different level!
Matt: *singing a high note* What level?
*Melanie appears by Marina*
Melanie: And you listen to me when you want to be a basic Tumblr girl, and also emo, but not wrist-cutting emo!
*Marina gives Melanie a look*
Anthony: And don’t forget us, when you want to sort-of relive the 90s!
Everyone except Dana: We are you! We are different parts of you! Even though you regret it and try to hide it, we shine through! We are different parts of you, you, you!
*Song ends*
*Everyone gathers around Dana*
Cone: So, what do you think?
Dana: Um, that was a thing. But where was Britney? And the Backstreet Boys? And Fall Out Boy? And Korn?
Cone: Well… the budget couldn’t afford them.
Dana: *pouts*
[shot of Walker house outside]
*Dana is just chillin out in her room, when all of a sudden, she feels someone tapping her on the shoulder*
Dana: *jolt* WHO’S THERE?! *turns around*
(It’s Brendan Urie, circa 2006!)
Brendan: *waves hands spastically* Ugh, ugh, there’s no need to be loud!
Dana: Says the guy who is generally loud to begin with.
B: Me? Loud? Pfft. Not. I’m just very excitable, that’s all.
D; Excitable? Pfft. *retorts back* Anyway, how did you even get here? Am I hallucinating again? Oh wait, I can probably answer that for myself. Yeah, I am.
B: *is lying down on D’s bed* *hand gesture* You said it yourself. It must be true.
*awkward silence ensues*
D: *musters up courage* So, why are you here? *starts to spin round in chair*
B: *casually* I don’t know, I just felt like coming out and talking to you. Got a problem with that?
D: *pouts cartoonishly* No. I mean, you’re cute and a good singer and stuff.
B: “And stuff?”
D: Yep.
B: *sits up on bed* Alright, I’m just going to leave now. iAdios! *vanishes into thin air*
D: … That was a thing that happened.
