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Post by Tim on Oct 28, 2021 16:50:06 GMT -5
Take your time. No rush.
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Post by Squad 51 on Nov 5, 2021 18:12:04 GMT -5
Yet with Tumblr, I've found them again, so I copy the link here for that picture. As said back then, Rick made shirts with the company logo for himself, A.J. and his Mom for bowling. That is so typical Rick. Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about the quotes!
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Post by Tim on Nov 5, 2021 23:27:58 GMT -5
Nice shirt. Hope you can find one.
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Post by Squad 51 on Nov 14, 2021 10:53:55 GMT -5
So, here come the quotes from S5 to S8. Though you may see they'll get less with each season. Season 5
Episode 1 "Yesterday a wedding, today a divorce. You and I have seen lying, cheating, deceit..." - AJ
"...and that's just at the wedding." - Rick
"Look at it this way, AJ. You still have me." - Rick
"Oh my god." - AJ---------------------------- Episode 2 "It's just so hard to get Joey to pick up after himself." - Lisa
"Yes, I have the same problem with my chimp." - AJ, looking at Rick----- "Keep it up, Town. We'll file a complaint for attempting to commit bad comedy." - AJ-------------------- Episode 9 "Jeremiah Quint is at large." - AJ
"Jeremiah Quint is at very large." - Rick-------------------- Episode 10 (To clients who think Rick is AJ) "Oh, yes, AJ's a fine boy. It's his brother, Rick, I'm worried about." - Cecilia
------------------- Episode 11 (describing AJ to Rick) "Blond guy, about yay high, wears shirts with little critters on them..." - Town--------- "I'm not letting you go up there by yourself. Of course, you could hire another detective to go with you, but I don't want to do that." - AJ
"Why not?" - Rick
"Because you deserve the best." - AJ
"Then let's get the other guy." - Rick----------------------------- Episode 16 "Don't judge a book by its cover." - AJ
"Actually, I've had pretty good luck judging books by their cover." - Rick
"Well, given the kind of books you read, I'm not surprised." - AJ----------- "No record, no trace. These people don't vote, they don't pay taxes..." - AJ
"Like I said, typical American family." - Rick----------- "How are we supposed to do surveillance with people like that out there? We can't watch people with people watching us watch people!" - Rick----------- "We're not going to lose, are we?" - AJ
"No. Remember, the eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked up into a jet engine." - Rick-------------------------------- Episode 18 "I don't want to get any dings." - Rick, about the Power Wagon.
"Dings? What's the matter? Would they clash with the bulletholes?" - Town----------- "What time is it?" - AJ
"Tuesday." - Rick----------------------------------- Episode 19 "This guy killed my roommate!" - Rick
"Well, let's not get sentimental about it. You never even met the (roommate)." - AJ
"Yeah, but I wanted that pleasure myself." - Rick--------------------------------- Episode 20 "Are you aware that the instructions are all in Spanish?" - AJ
"Well, that's not a problem, I speak Spanish." - Rick
"Yeah, Rick, but this is technical stuff. I think it's a little tougher than saying 'What time does happy hour start?'" - AJ----------------------------------------- Episode 21 (seeing Cecilia has brought a friend to his house unexpectedly) "I'll go put something on." - AJ
"Don't bother, AJ, I used to diaper you." - Mrs. Kay
"He hasn't changed much." - Rick------------ "To my sons - the dirtiest, sleaziest, low-life detectives in San Diego." Cecilia, with pride
"We'll drink to that." - Rick------------- "I still don't believe Uncle Bud's a psycho." - Rick
"He hired us, didn't he?" - AJ
"Good point." - Rick----------------------------- Episode 22 "I will never understand how any intelligent man could be fooled by a woman like her." - AJ
"Happened to me once." - Rick
"I said intelligent man." - AJ-------------------------------- Episode 23 "I can't find those salt-free potato chips you used to have." - customer to undercover Rick
"Yes." - Rick, with Indian accent
"Well, where the hell are they?" - customer
"I am very well, thank you, and where the hell are you?" - Rick----------------- "Somebody's going to have to run the business. I can't do that with both of us slapping babies and kissing backs." - Rick
Season 6
Episode 2 "I hate these little hats." - Rick
AJ - "They keep the paint out of your hair." Rick does a slow burn as AJ notices his brother's thinning hair.. "Sorry."--------- "I can read for myself! - Rick
"Could have fooled me." - AJ--------------------------- Episode 4 "Town, this smells just delicious, but I really am worried about my ulcer." - AJ
"What ulcer?" - Town
"The ulcer I'm going to have if I eat this." - AJ----------------------- Episode 6 "If you liked it so much, why did you stop surfing?" - Rick
"I don't know. I guess I wanted to grow up, get serious. Something you wouldn't understand." - AJ
"Tried it once. It's overrated." - Rick---------- (about AJ) "I sometimes wonder where his mind goes on these little trips." - Rick----------- "Manning didn't kill Winters." - Rick
(as though reading headline) "Psychic lives on houseboat with big dog. Brother perfectly normal." - AJ------------- "Is this casual enough?" - AJ
"Nothing you own is casual enough." - Rick-------------------------- Episode 7 (about Rick) "You'll have to excuse him, officer. What we laughingly refer to as his mind got left somewhere back in the stone age." - AJ-------- The rookie, describing her partner - "He has the sensivity of a jackhammer."
"Probably why he gets along with my brother so well." - AJ---------------------------- Episode 9 "Where did you learn to drive, Leisure World?" - Rick
"Keep bugging me, I can drive slower" - AJ------- "Don't tell me you don't feel it." - Rick
"I don't feel it." - AJ
"I told you not to tell me that!" - Rick-------- "Rick! Stay! Sit!" - AJ-------- AJ, upon seeing his slashed tire and assuming Rick did it - "Rick, this is low!"
"No, that's flat." - Rick---------------------------- Episode 11 "For the past two weeks, I've had two men watching me." - Jennifer Tucker
"I don't blame them." - Rick-------- "(She's) half a bubble off plumb." - Rick, describing Jennifer-------- "I think your body fat percentage is a little too high." - Lars, about AJ
"He's got legs like tree trunks, he can handle a lot of excess body fat." - Rick
"Don't help me, all right?" - AJ------- "It's the '88 Olympics. The Russkies have sneaked in a Super Woman, Svetlana...You're America's only hope." - Rick, driving alongside the running AJ
"Get away from me! I'm defecting to Iceland!" - AJ--------------------- Episode 12 "Would you use your head for something besides a hat rack!" - AJ, to Rick--------------------- Episode 13 "If you find my better judgment around here, will you bring it with you Tuesday? I seem to have lost it." - Town--------------------- Episode 17 "That's disgusting, Diane. That's absolutely sick. You got any dinner plans?" - Rick-------- Diane, looking for Tanner - "As long as I'm here, I might as well say 'hi' to the sexiest PI in America."
"Hi, Diane." - Rick and AJ in unison--------------------- Episode 18 "What're you doing to our mother?!" - Rick
"Shhh. He's realigning her spine." - AJ
"I'll realign his spine!" - Rick------- "What do we do now?" - Rick
"Very simple. We get caught." - AJ
"You've had better plans." - Rick--------------------- Episode 19 "Mom, is that you?" - AJ
"Well, of course, it's me, honey. Who else has a key to your house?" - Cecilia
"Uhhhhh....let's not go into that right now." - AJ-------- "Mother, that guy's on the society column every week with a different woman. He's a womanizer!" - AJ
"Have fun, Mom." - Rick--------- "Do you think I'm an idiot?" - Rick
"No comment." - AJ---------- FBI Agent, to Rick - "Don't play dumb with me."
"He's not playing." - AJ------------------ Episode 21 "House is secure. I did manage to chase away a band of bloodthirsty burglars." - Rick
"Using your face, no doubt." - AJ Season 7originally S6 E22 "Have I ever let you down before?" - Rick
AJ - *whimper*----- "The second son. The spoiled one. Mom's golden boy." - Rick----------------------- Episode 11 (referring to AJ) "His idea of acting crazy is to wear a brown belt and black shoes." - Rick Season 8 Episode 1 "Who would you say is the individual who has influenced your life the most?" - pageant judge
"(edited for length)...There's also my brother Rick. He's touched my life in more ways than you can possibly imagine." - AJ
"Is he dead?" - judge
"Not yet." - AJ--------- (After a disco ball nearly kills AJ during the talent competition) "I didn't think it was that bad." - Rick
"Oh, shut up." - AJ-------- "Stick a sock in it!" - AJ
"No, that's the swimsuit competition." - Rick------------------------- Episode 2 (As the Simons are driving an 'appropriated' police car to chase a car thief) "Hey, Blondie, what's your name?" - gal in the back seat
"AJ" - AJ, with a big smile
"The middle of a high speed chase, he does it. In the middle of a high speed chase, pursuing a felon, and the blond Kid scores!" - Rick, with disgust----------- (Interviewing a possible receptionist) "Your shorthand and typing skills are really very impressive. Don't you think so, Rick? A hundred and ten words a minute." - AJ
"I don't think that fast." - Rick
"I know." - AJ, straightfaced------------------------- Episode 3 "I can hold my own. I'm as good as I ever was." - Rick
"That's what I'm afraid of." - Cecilia------------------------ Episode 4 "Methinks my brother beareth overmuch affection for the lady he just met, however fair she be." - Rick
"Forsooth, methinks this is the wrong turn, bozo." - AJ
"That's Sir Bozo to you." - Rick------------------------ Episode 6 "Are you guys available for a job?" - Ray McGuinniss
"Does a one-legged duck swim in a circle?" - Rick-------------- "I just found out that I got a brother and I never even met the guy!" - Ray
"You're lucky." - Rick-------------- (About AJ) "Who are you, his keeper?"
"Most of the time." - Rick--------------------------- Episode 8 "It's not a documentary. It's a piece of imaginative literature." - AJ
Rick - "It's a piece of - "
"Rick!" - Cecilia-------- "Get your brother to help you." - Cecilia
"What could he do?" - AJ
"He could do what he's been doing all his adult life." - Cec
"Screwing things up?" - AJ---------- "Parents could punish their children with that play." - Rick
"Why hold back? Why don't you just tell me what you really think?" - AJ, sarcastic
"I think you've come up with a permanent cure for insomnia." - Rick----------- "What the hell is that?" - AJ, pointing to the exploded remains of a bomb
"Your play." - Rick, referring to its quality---------- "Thank you...and the horse you rode in on." - AJ--------- "Good luck." - AJ, to Rick before the play begins
"You're not supposed to say 'good luck'." - Rick, disgusted
"Break something." - the ever-helpful AJ
"Ow! Ow, ow, ow!" - Rick, heading off stage where he crashes into unseen obstructions
So, that's it. Now I'm only tempted to make snapshots here as well, yet S&S has too many good episodes. The file could turn out big.
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Post by Tim on Nov 14, 2021 11:58:16 GMT -5
Take your time.
No rush here.
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Post by Squad 51 on Nov 18, 2021 10:50:09 GMT -5
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jameson Parker!!! Wish all the best for the next years with family and friends! P.S. He'll always be A.J. Simon!
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Post by Tim on Nov 18, 2021 12:46:26 GMT -5
Happy Birthday.
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